Gordon Ramsay Steak
While Ramsay himself may not be there, you can still evoke his presence in your own mind if you choose, detailing what he might say about how much of a f&$k*ng shitshow your family is. The restaurant will be open on Christmas Day from 5 PM -10 PM. (1525 Russell St, 844-777-7463)

Grand Central
Done with the lights, the kids, and the fam? Drink and sing it off at 9 pm with karaoke. Don’t stop believing. (1001 N Charles St, 410-752-7133)

McAvoy’s
Just outside of the city, this spot is the best way to do a Baltimore holiday with $3 crabs. Make a reservation for 6 or more, and settle in for crabs for Christmas. (2531 Putty Hill Ave, 410-882-0500)

Sotto Sopra
Serving their a la carte menu, this Italian mainstay in Mt. Vernon is an ideal spot to get an upscale meal with your glass (or bottle(s)) of wine. (405 N Charles St, 410-625-0534)

Wit and Wisdom
Stay at the fancy Four Seasons, or just pop in for Zack Mill’s three-course seasonal menu of hearty holiday favorites from 2 PM to 8 PM. $85/adult; $40/child under 12. (200 International Drive, 410-576-5800)

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